you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
the feels…oh the feels =,( </3
SO FUCKING DONE
where does “It’s finals week and I haven’t done shit” fit in?
level 6 or 7
Okay, so to everyone who has finals in the next couple weeks:
one day i will have to explain ikea monkey to my children
If your suicidal and still alive, I’m so fucking proud of you.
If your suffering from an eating disorder and still eating, I’m so fucking proud of you.
If your suffering from a mental illness and your fighting, I’m so. Fucking. Proud. Of. You.
I read somewhere that this character had a really long and hard to pronounce name, but John Cleese couldn’t say it so he just said Tim instead and they ran with it.